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This is a Man's World... (But We’ve Been Running It the Whole Time)
Alright, folks, grab your drink (I’m going with gin and tonic because, let’s face it, if we’re talking about history and the patriarchy,...
Anya Elvine
Jan 124 min read
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From the Bottom to the Top: A Shoutout to the Real MVPs
I remember the stories my parents told me. In 1980s Ireland, having a child out of wedlock wasn’t just frowned upon—it was a logistical...
Anya Elvine
Jan 54 min read
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Santa’s Magical Christmas Eve
Twas the night before Christmas at the North Pole, The elves were busy, each with a role. The presents were wrapped, the sleigh was in...
Anya Elvine
Dec 24, 20241 min read
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Racism: The Unwanted Guest We Need to Kick Out
I stand before you, not just as a woman of Irish descent, but as a fellow human navigating the complexities of a world still scarred by...
Anya Elvine
Dec 8, 20244 min read
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Separatism and Supremacy: Two Sides of the Same Exclusionary Coin
Ah, separatists and supremacists—those historical figures who remind us that humanity can be divided into charming little categories! One...
Anya Elvine
Nov 24, 20244 min read
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Capitalism: The Dream That Forgot to Set an Alarm
Rich or poor—that’s the debate, right? The one that keeps coming back like a bad STI. It’s always been the same story: capitalism is the...
Anya Elvine
Nov 10, 20244 min read
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The Real History of Halloween
In ancient times, when nights grew long, And leaves danced to a mournful song, The Celts would gather ‘round the fire, For Samhain’s eve,...
Anya Elvine
Oct 31, 20241 min read
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Certified Cynic: Gold Medals in Resentment and Lifetime Drama
Ah, anger and resentment—a classic duo, right? Like peanut butter and jelly, except, you know, less tasty and more soul-crushing. Imagine...
Anya Elvine
Sep 28, 20243 min read
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A Dating Comedy of Errors
You’re probably wondering why I’m still single. If I had a euro for every time someone’s asked that, I’d be lounging in the Mediterranean...
Anya Elvine
Sep 7, 20243 min read
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Why I’m Still Waiting for Social Progress and Not Holding My Breath
I turn 40 next year. That’s four decades on this increasingly perplexing planet, 38 of which I've spent as an immigrant. And yet, despite...
Anya Elvine
Aug 11, 20244 min read
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From Torches to Twitter (and Everything in Between)
Ah, riots. They’re the sudden, chaotic burst of collective energy that can transform a peaceful neighbourhood into a whirlwind of...
Anya Elvine
Aug 4, 20244 min read
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The Accidental Confidant
You know what’s the worst idea ever? Parents trying to be their kid’s best friend. Trust me, I would know. I spent over 20 years as my...
Anya Elvine
Jul 21, 20245 min read
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Trust Me, I'm Not Sure Either
Trust issues. Just the phrase can make you bristle, can’t it? It’s that uneasy feeling you get when someone says, “Trust me,” and you’re...
Anya Elvine
May 26, 20244 min read
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My Life as a Self-Diagnosed Hot Mess
Depression is a relentless beast. It’s that clingy, annoying ex who always shows up uninvited, wrecks your plans, and overstays their...
Anya Elvine
May 12, 20243 min read
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Daddy’s Little Girl: A Journey of Healing
As I sit across from my father, nestled into the green velvet sofa that has become a staple of my living room, a surreal sense of calm...
Anya Elvine
May 5, 20245 min read
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From the Flintstones to Smartphones
So, here I am, lounging in my cozy chair with a bottle of wine in hand, ready to unravel the grand spectacle of gender evolution. Because...
Anya Elvine
Apr 21, 20246 min read
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